stuffed toys gone wrong


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Um………..

Catastrophic is the only thing that comes to mind. I stumbled upon a stuffed toy and remembered how dirty and chewed up mine were as a child. I have a theory young children chew them not because they are soft, rather they are deliberately trying to destroy the odd thing, from mommy and daddy.

But my theory is thrown out the window because some adults collect them and love them too (not that there is anything wrong with that). I recon it is a personal thing cause stuffed toys just freak me the freak out, if you know what I mean. OK, maybe not. You judge.

ONE

Honestly?  I had to start with this.  A squid?  Really?  Furthermore look how ugly it is and someone explain to me how to play with it or is the objective to make the child cry?

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Honestly? I had to start with this. A squid? Really? Furthermore look how ugly it is and someone explain to me how to play with it or is the objective to make the child cry?

TWO

Not bad at a first glance and I can see swinging their legs could be fun for 3 minutes but PEOPLE they have no arms! Not that there's anything wrong with that.  I'll stop now
Not bad at a first glance and I can see swinging their legs could be fun for 3 minutes but PEOPLE they have no arms! Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’ll stop now

THREE

um, ah, er, ya that's what I said!
um, ah, er, ya that’s what I said!

FOUR

Elmo has always freaked me out, I think the colour combined with the size of his mouth and eyes and seriously people, the dude is naked.  Some clothes maybe and with pockets?
Elmo has always freaked me out, I think the colour combined with the size of his mouth and eyes and seriously people, the dude is naked. Some clothes maybe and with pockets?

um

sorry but that squid is still freaking me out!

 

FIVE

Bite much, terrified of mood swings, hope it comes with warning label, wait, these goblins probably ate it before hand.  AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Bite much, terrified of mood swings, hope it comes with warning label, wait, these goblins probably ate it before hand. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Did you have a stuffed toy that frightened you as a child?

  •  yes
  •  no

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SIX

Just imagine, we can depress our children and scare them without any effort.  This thing works for them.  Why the green?  Does that represent something?
Just imagine, we can depress our children and scare them without any effort. This thing works for them. Why the green? Does that represent something?

SEVEN

I hate lions. There.
I hate lions. There.

EIGHT

Nothing like a plush doll for your child who's head has been split open and still has scary stitch as he is healing.  I'm not smiling, and I am sure neither is any child that has this.
Nothing like a plush doll for your child who’s head has been split open and still has scary stitch as he is healing. I’m not smiling, and I am sure neither is any child that has this.

NINE

ya, that's right give your kid halloween toys for the one day it's appropriate so they're scared all year round, is it just me?
ya, that’s right give your kid halloween toys for the one day it’s appropriate so they’re scared all year round, is it just me?

Would you buy any of these stuffed toys for your/a child

  •  yipee! yes
  •  OMG no!

TEN

I am reporting this mommy and baby thing.  It's rude to keep your mouth open and are they on the way to the dentist, what's with those scary teeth.  I'm wishing for a cavity right now
I am reporting this mommy and baby thing. It’s rude to keep your mouth open and are they on the way to the dentist, what’s with those scary teeth. I’m wishing for a cavity right now

Are stuffed toys a big thing as adults?

  •  yes
  •  no

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Maybe lego’s? or Dominoes? Things without names, people names that is.

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